It is hard to tell these days which is better to live in. Dream or Reality
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Before 1957 Malays first evolved from monkeys somewhere in 1971. They stopped growing tails in 1982. The first history of Malaysial began when a Palembang Prince, Parameswara a.k.a "Prince Esh" from Somewhere got involved in a bar fight and insulted the king's momma. The king threatened to beat the shit and intestines out of Prince Esh so he fled with 3 wives, 4 mistresses, 2 lackeys, 80 mothers, 20 fathers, 10 grandfathers and 100 eunuchs to get gangbanged (he loved it) 25 US Marines, 300 slaves, and a partridge in a pear tree to Singaporeafter visiting his close associate Mr. Mister and finding that it was too boring. Anyways, he founded the city state of Celaka which prospered for hundreds and thousands of years, much to the disbelief of Singaporeans, who at that time consisted entirely of lower primates and mole-like Woodlands creatures. Then came the Portugese, Dutch, British, Japanese, Freedonians, Bordurians, Orang Bunians, Elfs, Trolls, Jins and then British again who took advantage of the Malay's preponsity for public holidays and invaded on a non-working Saturday. The British, like a surging wave of fetid drainwater, carried with them the Chinese (from Chin-ur; we who refuse to wipe our asses) and the Red Indians (from Indi-ur; we who wear 2 liters of perfume)to work the tin mines and rubber plantations. So now, Malaysia has 3 major races (like Tolkien's Middle Earth) with the politically dominant Malays (c.f. extremely stupid that they cannot tell the difference between glue and their semen]), the industrious Chinese (c.f. "please-bury-me-next-to-Mao-Tse-Tung-when-i'm-dead...) and the downtrodden Indians (c.f. can u ples tell me wen the next boat to Kerala?). Other races also exist but for all intents and purposes, they don't exist except for cultural shows put on for stupid tourists or as pictures in school textbooks. Note: in honour of "Eswara", the national car maker, Proton, named one of their cars. Proton Iswara (slightly different spelling to avoid lawsuits).
& 2:46 AM
about
A man confused of which reality he is living in.
Dum De Dum.
