Upon avoiding smokers, i skillfully walked a non-lit area and fell one leg into the drain against my shin. That said of course i had a 0.5 cm cut into my knee and a hole in my jeans.

Sounds bad huh ? trust me the fall isn't. Its treating the wound and bathing in infinite pain AND the anticipation of whether an infection is going to arise.

I feel very unlucky. :( VERY.

Politely,

Screw You Smokers ./