Monday, March 9, 2009
Monkey Rape
Nic u mtfker u so made me wait and now u tell me photography room is booked for the whole fucking week !!! Zel has already angered my rage level and now YOU!!! God...you know what i am gonna do ? huh ! huh ! I am gonna mind control a monkey and rape u in while ure asleep yeah u like that huh! Take that bitch...Yeah let ya wake up with a de-virginified arse. Gosh...
The following statments are dedicated to the poor peasants of Clementi Kopitiam yeah the one just below the shopping centre. Well what happen you ask? I tell ya , lao zi was eating dinner with my bicycle CAREFULLY PARKED without disrupting traffic flow and making sure no one gets hindered by it. So Peasant "A" selling overpriced seafood crap comes over and tell me i can't park my bicycle here and i told him where i should park then and he replied outside...I ignored him immediatly.Like he is gonna take care of it for me WTF...Then comes Peasant "B" whom sells drinks tells me i can't park here...My mind went "So? I am already here, what you reckon i do? Poof my bike back to wonder carpark? GOD its just a freaking bicycle guys its not like im parking a freaking spaceship there ya know?. I know peasants, sales haven't been good crappy seafood not doing well, overpriced drinks are not a big hit but guys, guys yall gotta chill and stop being peasants ya?. Sigh... bless the souls of these poor peasants with no overpriced business...
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